January 2012
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December 2011
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November 2011
24 posts
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9 days.
Watchso today a squirrel fucking yelled at
me like a psychopath. I think it’s going to murder me. cya friends.
October 2011
4 posts
tmi of the day
Customer: (buying a 24oz beer and brandy) one of these will help my gas right?
Me: uhhh I don't know?
Customer: oh you young, you dont get it. (turning to my coworker) one of these will help my gas right? the beer or brandy?
Coworker: Uh what?
Customer: (waving her hand behind her) my gas! this'll help?
Coworker: um.
Customer: I ate some new curry. it's not agreeing with me. (upon being ignored) it was green curry. gave me gas. I hope this helps.
September 2011
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August 2011
15 posts
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Anyone who talks shit about the Orioles or the...
howboutdemos:
this. it also breaks my heart when i have to defend why i like my team to people. like i should just give up and find a new team because we’re bad.
people who think it’s acceptable to find a new team because the one you like is “bad” should not be allowed to watch sports at all.
darkness-there5220:
tifaninja:
kitty-shinki:
LOLOL AMERICA
They’re evacuating D.C because they though it was a bomb in the Pentagon
hahaha xD
filed under: things that actually AREN’T funny. at all. i work 5 minutes from BWI and about 20 from DC. and the very first thing that i thought was a plane crashed or there was an explosion. and then i couldn’t get a hold of my mom, who also...
“Ben is referring to himself as “southern decadence”
– Sharena Hagins
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